Heres to the land of milk & honey
Your dodgy deals & dirty money
Easy girls & porn star bunnys
Hotel sheets and dirty Johnny's
Heres to the land of puppy dogs tails
The rhythms right but the melody fails
Lates night smoking, drinking ales
Posting crooked in the mail
Heres to the land of all things nice
You dont win till you take your slice
And heres to the world of no tomorrow
And to the bitches taking borrow
Landing in your garden
Landing in your stream
Landing in your nightmare
Landing in your dream
Landing in your kitchen
Laying in your cult
Heres to the man that serves himself
Heres to the man that fills your cup
Heres to the island of the thieves
Take a drink for violence please
Heres to the political retort
And one more for the drugs you snort
Heres to the elders of the village
Toasting as they rape & pillage
Heres to tit-face, boobs in her eyes
Lips filled with flubber from her thighs
Landing in your pickle
Landing in your pool
Landing in your drivel
Landing in your drool
Leaning in your kitchen
Laying in your cult
Heres to the man that serves himself
Heres to the man that fills your cup
One more for the man on the road
The smartest fool youve ever known
Heres to the world we tolerate
To peace & love & spewing hate
Heres to your brother, sister, son
Harlot, stripper, liars, bums
Heres to the fools that we've become
Yes hell awaits us, every one.