Cool, Calm and Dyslexic (2009)

It shakes the jelly in your eyes
An octopus of many names
And you cant fight it
Its cool, calm & dyslexic

Its cool, calm & dyslexic
Youre spastic, fantastic 

Its cool, calm & dyslexic

Youre spastic, youre a spaz

Fight your way into your cage
Its a drain on your face 

And you despise it
Break your face on the stage

Fade to green
A gypsy mess on skitz
And where can you foster 

This mayhem, dismayhem

Its cool, calm & dyslexic
Youre spastic, fantastic 

Its cool, calm & dyslexic
Youre spastic, youre a spaz

It shakes the jelly in your eyes
A shoe of many names And you cant bite it
Youre cool, calm & dyslexic

Youre cool, calm & dyslexic
Its spastic, fantastic
Youre cool, calm & dyslexic
Its spastic, its a spaz

And be a stick in disguise 

And pose & pose & plea
Hide your shades & slide your soles 

And be a stick full of lies 

And be a beef full of pies 

And be a greet full of tyres 

And be a pot full of fries 

Just be cool calm & dyslexic